Dance Instructor: Today we're going to learn the Quick Step.
Student: Is that a slow dance?
Duh, here’s your sign!

Baskin Robbins- Oh yummy waited a whole week to indulge in one of my two favorite flavors after being so good on whole, organic foods; Winter White Chocolate.  I can just taste the sweet bits of cherries and smooth white chocolate decadence.  
Me: “Two scoops of Winter White Chocolate please.”
Attendant: “We don’t have that flavor, it’s seasonal.” 
Duh, silly me for expecting Winter White Chocolate in the WINTER!!!!!